1. Stayin' Alive
Air date: 2014-03-26 · 30 min
After Victoria's husband, Emmet, escapes from prison, Victoria and the other women go to a hideout that Elka knows. When they arrive, they discover the hideout is not-so-secret and already occupied by other criminals.
Open episode 1 ↗2. Surprise!
Air date: 2014-04-02 · 30 min
Melanie shocks Alec with the news that she's pregnant; an FBI agent keeps an eye on the women in the wake of Emmet's disappearance; Joy learns that men now find her irresistible.
Open episode 2 ↗3. Dr. Who?
Air date: 2014-04-09 · 30 min
Joy's baby daddy Simon meets his son and grandson for the very first time as they pretend to be a happy family to get Wilbur into a prestigious pre-school. Melanie and Elka try to find the perfect doctor.
Open episode 3 ↗4. The Undead
Air date: 2014-04-16 · 30 min
Elka throws a fake funeral for Victoria so she can join her husband in hiding. Her nemesis, Susan Lucci attends. Simon and Joy face a dilemma in their relationship.
Open episode 4 ↗5. Elka Takes a Lover
Air date: 2014-04-23 · 30 min
On the eve of Victoria's big movie premiere, Emmy visits with some surprising news while Elka announces she's taken a younger lover.
Open episode 5 ↗6. Rusty Banks Rides Again
Air date: 2014-04-30 · 30 min
Victoria wants to get nominated for an Oscar, so she gets her friends to convince Academy members to nominate her. Melanie is assigned a teen idol, Joy is assigned an indie darling, and Elka reunites with Roy.
Open episode 6 ↗7. The One with George Clooney
Air date: 2014-05-07 · 30 min
The women attempt to adopt a dog but a shelter volunteer manages ruin their plans. Elka's relationships with Mamie and Roy take a surprising twist.
Open episode 7 ↗8. Brokeback Elka
Air date: 2014-05-14 · 30 min
Melanie decides to use an illness so that she can get her hands on some tickets for a sold-out concert.
Open episode 8 ↗9. Bad George Clooney
Air date: 2014-06-04 · 30 min
The ladies take their depressed puppy, George Clooney, to Dr. Deb, a pet therapist who has her own radio show. Dr. Deb blames the women for George's bad behavior and gives them assignments to better their lives and their dog's.
Open episode 9 ↗10. Bucket: We're Going to New York
Air date: 2014-06-11 · 30 min
Victoria resolves to come clean about something to her longtime friend, Maddie Banks, but gets cold feet in this KIRSTIE crossover episode. Melanie, Joy, and Elka cross things off their bucket lists.
Open episode 10 ↗11. Undercover Lovers
Air date: 2014-06-18 · 30 min
Joy and Bob pose as a undercover couple. Elka has a political disagreement.
Open episode 11 ↗12. I Just Met the Man I'm Going to Marry
Air date: 2014-06-25 · 30 min
The women fly to Los Angeles to watch Victoria announce the Oscar nominations. Elka gets campaign advice from a statistics expert, Victoria has nerves over the unknown, and Joy meets the man she's going to marry.
Open episode 12 ↗13. People Feeding People
Air date: 2014-07-02 · 30 min
Elka needs Ross Barkley's endorsement for City Council so Melanie gets strong-armed into going on a date with him. Meanwhile, Joy hides her feelings for Mitch while he tries to get over Melanie.
Open episode 13 ↗14. Murder House
Air date: 2014-07-02 · 30 min
During a super storm, the ladies get stuck in the house with some unwanted guests: Victoria's island boyfriend, Melanie's downer friend and Joy's mother. Elka thinks the ghost of a murdered woman has come back, seeking revenge.
Open episode 14 ↗15. Playmates
Air date: 2014-07-09 · 30 min
The ladies are surprised by how they are portrayed in a play that was written and directed by Elka.
Open episode 15 ↗16. Auction Heroes
Air date: 2014-07-16 · 30 min
Joy decides to finally tell Mitch how she feels but a handsome dating coach gets in the way. Victoria is surprisingly taken with a very Clevelandy screenwriter.
Open episode 16 ↗17. Straight Outta Cleveland
Air date: 2014-07-23 · 30 min
Victoria gets a visit from the son she always forgets and Joy and Mitch debate their compatibility.
Open episode 17 ↗18. The Animated Episode
Air date: 2014-07-30 · 30 min
In an animated episode, the women endure dodgy beauty treatments, zombies, and a Cleveland that still has LeBron.
Open episode 18 ↗19. Strange Bedfellows
Air date: 2014-08-06 · 30 min
Things heat up between Victoria & J.J. and Melanie & Donald during Elka's City Council debate against Councilman Powell.
Open episode 19 ↗20. The Italian Job
Air date: 2014-08-13 · 30 min
The women go to Melanie's radio co-host for advice, making Melanie feel slighted; Victoria meets J.J.'s family.
Open episode 20 ↗21. Mystery Date: Oscar Edition
Air date: 2014-08-20 · 30 min
While deciding on who will be her "plus one" for the Oscars, Victoria must choose between Melanie and Joy, forcing the two to compete.
Open episode 21 ↗22. Win Win
Air date: 2014-08-27 · 30 min
Victoria is up for an Academy Award; Elka faces a City Council election; Melanie gets a visit from her mother.
Open episode 22 ↗23. Don Elka
Air date: 2014-09-03 · 30 min
Simon sneaks back into Joy's life; Elka gets carried away with some new-found power.
Open episode 23 ↗24. The Bachelors
Air date: 2014-09-10 · 30 min
Every year, on their collective birthday, the women set each other up on blind dates.
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