1. Elka's Choice
Air date: 2011-11-30 · 30 min
Elka faces a choice of three suitors: her fiancé, Fred ; her ex-boyfriend Max; and Bobby, the husband she thought was dead. Meanwhile, Victoria gets some mileage out of her marriage to Joy in a TV appearance.
Open episode 1 ↗2. Beards
Air date: 2011-12-07 · 30 min
Victoria brings Joy, Melanie and Elka along for the ride when she's a guest speaker on a gay cruise, where Melanie has a surprise reunion with her estranged sister, and Victoria and Joy's lesbian facade could come crashing down when they meet the ship's handsome captain.
Open episode 2 ↗3. Funeral Crashers
Air date: 2011-12-14 · 30 min
Elka teaches the ladies how to go funeral crashing to find the dress lost by Melanie's dry cleaner; Elka has a reunion with a man from her past.
Open episode 3 ↗4. Happy Fat
Air date: 2011-12-21 · 30 min
The ladies treat their neighbors to makeovers, while Elka adjusts to dating a younger man.
Open episode 4 ↗5. One Thing or a Mother
Air date: 2011-12-28 · 30 min
The ladies host a dinner party to solve their dating dilemmas, which include Roy's mother's hatred of Elka, Victoria's hand-model boyfriend and Melanie's boyfriend's resemblance to Winnie the Pooh.
Open episode 5 ↗6. How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?
Air date: 2012-01-04 · 30 min
While waiting in line for a restroom at Browns Stadium, the girls tell Elka the tragic story of how they all met.
Open episode 6 ↗7. Two Girls and a Rhino
Air date: 2012-01-11 · 30 min
Joy and Elka camp out at the zoo to help save an endangered species of rhinoceros. Meanwhile, Melanie dates a senator; and Victoria goes out with a janitor.
Open episode 7 ↗8. God and Football
Air date: 2012-01-18 · 30 min
On Elka's (and Betty White's) 90th birthday, Melanie takes her to the Browns' locker room and ends up dating the kicker. Joy and Elka get some surprising medical news. And after a near-death experience Victoria's convinced that Elka is God.
Open episode 8 ↗9. Love is Blind
Air date: 2012-01-25 · 30 min
Victoria's daughter, Emmy, arrives for a visit with the news that she and Melanie's son, Will, are engaged. Meanwhile, Joy's blind boyfriend thinks she's 26; and Elka has a ball prank calling the New York Yankee's third baseman.
Open episode 9 ↗10. Life with Lucci
Air date: 2012-02-01 · 30 min
Victoria's enemy Susan Lucci comes looking for support after the cancellation of "All My Children," but Victoria warns her friends that the soap star is not to be trusted. Meanwhile, Elka talks hoops with Baron Davis of the NBA's Cleveland Cavaliers.
Open episode 10 ↗11. I'm with the Band
Air date: 2012-02-08 · 30 min
Victoria takes a trip down memory lane when her old flame Johnny Revere comes to Cleveland to record a song for charity. Meanwhile, Elka wants a lock of a singer's hair for a good cause; Joy wonders what life is like as a rock star; and Melanie chases a musical idol.
Open episode 11 ↗12. Lost Loves
Air date: 2012-02-15 · 30 min
Valentine's Day inspires the women to look for their lost loves, including the man who jilted Joy at the altar.
Open episode 12 ↗13. Tangled Web
Air date: 2012-03-07 · 30 min
The ladies seek refuge at a lake house after Victoria loses a poisonous spider that belongs to her ex-husband; Melanie's potential new beau turns out to be Joy's former fiancé.
Open episode 13 ↗14. Hot & Heavy
Air date: 2012-03-14 · 30 min
Eyeing an opportunity to win a Newsie Award, Victoria dons a fat suit at Overeaters Anonymous, and Elka comes along to claim she lost 600 pounds. Meanwhile, Joy dates a man who's not exactly her type; and Melanie meets a new guy in an unusual place.
Open episode 14 ↗15. Rubber Ball
Air date: 2012-03-21 · 30 min
When Melanie, Joy, and Victoria try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club, they discover that Elka has a long history with the clubs president and he's bent on revenge.
Open episode 15 ↗16. Everything Goes Better with Vampires
Air date: 2012-03-28 · 30 min
Melanie dates a professor who makes her feel dumb; Victoria wants to get rid of the housekeeper; Elka's frustrated by her writing partner; Joy goes out with a guy she thinks is Rick Springfield.
Open episode 16 ↗17. Claus, Tails & High-Pitched Males: Birthdates 3
Air date: 2012-04-11 · 30 min
On another round of "birthdates," Elka thinks her date is Santa Claus; Victoria is reunited with Capt. Lebeau; Melanie goes out with a guy with a high-pitched voice; and Joy is a man's first date since leaving the priesthood.
Open episode 17 ↗18. Cruel Shoes
Air date: 2012-04-18 · 30 min
Victoria tries designing shoes and uses Melanie and Joy as runway models, but Elka is more anxious to see the latest in tracksuits. Meanwhile, Joy dates a man who lives life to the fullest.
Open episode 18 ↗19. Bye George, I Think He's Got It!
Air date: 2012-04-25 · 30 min
Elka's twin sister returns for a visit; Joy accepts a proposal from her terminally ill boyfriend; a billionaire wants a makeover from Melanie and Victoria to make him attractive to women.
Open episode 19 ↗20. The Gateway Friend
Air date: 2012-05-02 · 30 min
The ladies need to get a friend visiting from Los Angeles back together with her boyfriend—a popular Beverly Hills dermatologist—if they hope to ever have another appointment with him.
Open episode 20 ↗21. Some Like It Hot
Air date: 2012-05-09 · 30 min
The cast and crew look back at the favorite moments and best bloopers from the third season.
Open episode 21 ↗22. Storage Wars
Air date: 2012-05-16 · 30 min
An abandoned storage unit up for bid contains an important historical artifact that calls for Artie Firestone's expertise. Meanwhile, Joy befriends a truck driver and learns how to operate a CB.
Open episode 22 ↗23. When You Open a Door
Air date: 2012-05-30 · 30 min
When Victoria wants to turn her cancelled soap opera into an app, she has to get the series creator on board. They enlist the cast, including the actor who played Honor St. Ravens ex-husband, to film a new episode picking up where the finale left off.
Open episode 23 ↗24. Blow Outs
Air date: 2012-06-06 · 30 min
When Melanie's hair blow out lasts unusually long, Joy and Victoria demand to know who's blowing her. When Melanie tries to keep it a secret from them, tensions arise amongst our ladies and the two rival hairdressers at Elka's favorite salon.
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