EPISODE GUIDE

Two and a Half Men
Season 9.

24 episodes in the catalogue. Explore the stories and air dates, then choose an episode to open FRAME’s player.

1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Air date: 2011-09-19 · 30 min

Ashton Kutcher joins the cast as Walden Schmidt, an internet billionaire with a broken heart.

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2. People Who Love Peepholes

Air date: 2011-09-26 · 30 min

Judy Greer is introduced as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife.

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3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Air date: 2011-10-03 · 30 min

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

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4. Nine Magic Fingers

Air date: 2011-10-10 · 30 min

Trying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right, while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

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5. A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Air date: 2011-10-17 · 30 min

Alan struggles to come to terms with Lyndsey's risque movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party at the house.

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6. The Squat and the Hover

Air date: 2011-10-24 · 30 min

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

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7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Air date: 2011-10-31 · 30 min

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

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8. Thank You for the Intercourse

Air date: 2011-11-07 · 30 min

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

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9. Frodo's Headshots

Air date: 2011-11-14 · 30 min

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

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10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Air date: 2011-11-21 · 30 min

Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

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11. What a Lovely Landing Strip

Air date: 2011-12-05 · 30 min

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

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12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Air date: 2011-12-12 · 30 min

Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

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13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Air date: 2012-01-02 · 30 min

When Walden's ex-wife and his mother try to take control of his company, he tries to enlist Alan as an ally.

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14. A Possum on Chemo

Air date: 2012-01-16 · 30 min

Zoey tries to coerce Walden into cutting his hair and shaving. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey rekindle their relationship.

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15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Air date: 2012-02-06 · 30 min

Walden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta's special brownies.

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16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Air date: 2012-02-13 · 30 min

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

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17. Not in My Mouth!

Air date: 2012-02-20 · 30 min

Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

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18. The War Against Gingivitis

Air date: 2012-02-27 · 30 min

Things get tense in the Malibu house when Walden's estranged ex-business partner shows up looking to bury the hatchet.

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19. Palmdale, Ech

Air date: 2012-03-19 · 30 min

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to one another. Meanwhile, Jake and Eldridge enlist Walden to drive them to a high school party.

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20. Grandma's Pie

Air date: 2012-04-09 · 30 min

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to come to terms with their moms' new relationship.

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21. Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

Air date: 2012-04-16 · 30 min

Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.

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22. Why We Gave Up Women

Air date: 2012-04-30 · 30 min

After Alan suffers a minor heart attack, Charlie's ghost pays a visit to his hospital bedside.

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23. The Straw in My Donut Hole

Air date: 2012-05-07 · 30 min

Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.

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24. Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Air date: 2012-05-14 · 30 min

Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

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