1. Pilot
Air date: 2003-09-22 · 30 min
Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.
Open episode 1 ↗Two and a Half Men
Season 1.
24 episodes in the catalogue. Explore the stories and air dates, then choose an episode to open FRAME’s player.
2. Big Flappy Bastards
Air date: 2003-09-29 · 30 min
Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.
Open episode 2 ↗3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Air date: 2003-10-06 · 30 min
Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.
Open episode 3 ↗4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
Air date: 2003-10-13 · 30 min
Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.
Open episode 4 ↗5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
Air date: 2003-10-20 · 30 min
Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.
Open episode 5 ↗6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Air date: 2003-10-27 · 30 min
The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.
Open episode 6 ↗7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Air date: 2003-11-03 · 30 min
Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.
Open episode 7 ↗8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
Air date: 2003-11-10 · 30 min
Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
Open episode 8 ↗9. Phase One, Complete
Air date: 2003-11-17 · 30 min
Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.
Open episode 9 ↗10. Merry Thanksgiving
Air date: 2003-11-24 · 30 min
When Charlie's favorite ex announces that she is going to get married Charlie attempts to win her back. Tensions arise at a family Thanksgiving.
Open episode 10 ↗11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Air date: 2003-12-15 · 30 min
When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image.
Open episode 11 ↗12. Camel Filters + Pheromones
Air date: 2004-01-05 · 30 min
Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.
Open episode 12 ↗13. Sarah Like Puny Alan
Air date: 2004-01-12 · 30 min
Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time.
Open episode 13 ↗14. I Can't Afford Hyenas
Air date: 2004-02-02 · 30 min
Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.
Open episode 14 ↗15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)
Air date: 2004-02-09 · 30 min
Despite Alan's warning, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie that he meets at the garage.
Open episode 15 ↗16. That Was Saliva, Alan (2)
Air date: 2004-02-16 · 30 min
Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.
Open episode 16 ↗17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Air date: 2004-02-23 · 30 min
Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.
Open episode 17 ↗18. An Old Flame with a New Wick
Air date: 2004-03-01 · 30 min
One of Charlie's ex-girlfriends is now a man. It gets better: He starts dating Evelyn, who's clueless about his past history with her son.
Open episode 18 ↗19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Air date: 2004-03-22 · 30 min
Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.
Open episode 19 ↗20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Air date: 2004-04-19 · 30 min
Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.
Open episode 20 ↗21. No Sniffing, No Wowing
Air date: 2004-05-03 · 30 min
Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.
Open episode 21 ↗22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Air date: 2004-05-10 · 30 min
When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.
Open episode 22 ↗23. Just Like Buffalo
Air date: 2004-05-17 · 30 min
When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.
Open episode 23 ↗24. Can You Feel My Finger?
Air date: 2004-05-24 · 30 min
Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.
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