1. ...youwillnotwin...
Air date: 2011-03-28 · 30 min
In the Season 3 premiere, Tara decides to finish the last few credits she needs to earn her college degree, but Max worries the stress will trigger a transition to one of her alters; Kate tries to plan the next phase of her life; Charmaine is pregnant but still avoids committing to Neil; Marshall and Lionel purchase a video camera together for filmmaking class.
Open episode 1 ↗2. Crackerjack
Air date: 2011-04-04 · 30 min
Tara transitions into her psychiatrist alter Shoshanna in her Abnormal Psychology class and is humiliated by her professor; Max considers an offer to sell his business to a competitor, which would put his best friend Neil out of a job just as he's moving in with Charmaine; Kate considers an opportunity to teach English in Japan, which thrills neither of her parents.
Open episode 2 ↗3. The Full Fuck You Finger
Air date: 2011-04-11 · 30 min
The stress of juggling school and Charmaine's baby shower causes Tara to transition, with negative consequences for Charmaine; to sell the family business, Max must get the approval of his eccentric mother (guest star Frances Conroy); Kate meets a flight attendant who inspires a new idea about her future.
Open episode 3 ↗4. Wheels
Air date: 2011-04-18 · 30 min
Tara and Charmaine are rushed to the hospital in the same ambulance, where Charmaine declares her baby off limits to her crazy sister; Tara attempts to make a deal with her alters, which intrigues her Abnormal Psychology professor; Marshall, Lionel and Noah put Charmaine's empty house to some creative uses; Kate is embarrassed to confess that she backed out of going to Japan.
Open episode 4 ↗5. Dr. Hattaras' Miracle Elixir
Air date: 2011-04-25 · 30 min
Tara tries to drop her Abnormal Psychology class but instead receives an intriguing pitch from her instructor, Dr. Hattaras; Charmaine and Neil find parenthood a struggle but still refuse Tara's help; Max finds himself at odds with his boss at his new job; Kate prepares for flight attendant training; Lionel catches Marshall with Noah, jeopardizing their student film project.
Open episode 5 ↗6. The Road to Hell is Paved with Breast Intentions
Air date: 2011-05-02 · 30 min
Tara seems to be making progress with her new contract but Dr. Hattaras discovers something disturbing in a tape from one her therapy sessions; much to the sisters' chagrin, Neil invites Tara and Charmaine's mother to visit her grandchild; Max is unhappy at his new job but can't talk to Tara about it; Kate is surprised when a handsome flyer rebuffs her flirting.
Open episode 6 ↗7. The Electrifying & Magnanimous Return of Beaverlamp
Air date: 2011-05-09 · 30 min
Max is delighted by Tara's suggestion that he reunite his rock band, Beaverlamp; Tara is turned away from further sessions by a strangely depressed Dr. Hattaras; Kate connects with frequent flyer Evan; Marshall and Noah stage a tense, revealing interview with Max for their film festival project.
Open episode 7 ↗8. Chicken 'n' Corn
Air date: 2011-05-16 · 30 min
A scare at a local corn maze leaves Tara shaken, and she later reveals a new alter that threatens Charmaine's baby and shows up at Dr. Hattaras' office as Alice, renewing his interest in her case; Kate escorts Max and Marshall to New York, where she introduces them to Evan and his unruly son; Charmaine meets a "fierce mommy" at a spa.
Open episode 8 ↗9. Bryce Will Play
Air date: 2011-05-23 · 30 min
Dr. Hattaras and Tara seek the help of another professional (guest star Robert Picardo) to deal with her violent new alter Bryce; Marshall is confused when his short film about Max clearly hurts his father's feelings; Charmaine hangs out with a group of "chic moms;" Kate continues her long distance relationship with Evan despite the interference of his son.
Open episode 9 ↗10. Train Wreck
Air date: 2011-06-06 · 30 min
Max and Marshall return home to disturbing news about Dr. Hattaras and Lionel, while Tara hides the existence of her new alter Bryce from her family; Neil lands a new job that will require him to move to Texas; Kate and Evan continue struggling to define their relationship.
Open episode 10 ↗11. Crunchy Ice
Air date: 2011-06-13 · 30 min
Tara's other alters begin to disappear leaving only Bryce, who takes over Marshall's room and wreaks havoc on the Gregson family; Marshall moves in temporarily with his grandmother and mourns the loss of Lionel; Kate spends more time in St. Louis with Evan; Neil pressures Charmaine to move to Houston with him.
Open episode 11 ↗12. The Good Parts
Air date: 2011-06-20 · 30 min
Everyone prepares to leave for uncharted waters as Tara and Max decide to go to Boston for help from the expert recommended by Dr. Hattaras; Neil and Charmaine prepare to move to Houston; Kate receives a life-changing proposal from Evan; Marshall considers the future of his education.
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