1. Treehouse of Horror XII
Air date: 2001-11-06 · 30 min
"Treehouse of Horror XII" includes Pierce Brosnan as the voice of a computerized house that falls for Marge; a Gypsy's curse bringing bad luck to Homer's loved ones; and Bart and Lisa as competing wizards, with Bart enlisting help from a dark source.
Open episode 1 ↗2. The Parent Rap
Air date: 2001-11-11 · 30 min
Bart is tethered to Homer as punishment for stealing a police cruiser. Blackboard 'Nobody reads these anymore!'.
Open episode 2 ↗3. Homer the Moe
Air date: 2001-11-18 · 30 min
Moe gets more depressed than usual and renovates his tavern. He then kicks the old gang out and Homer opens a bar in his garage so the gang can have a place to hang out and fit in.
Open episode 3 ↗4. Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
Air date: 2001-12-02 · 30 min
Homer is hired to write fortunes for fortune cookies, one of them changes Mr. Burn's life. Homer helps Mr. Burns with his dating. Blackboard: 'Fun does not have a size'.
Open episode 4 ↗5. The Blunder Years
Air date: 2001-12-09 · 30 min
Marge becomes obsessed with a brand of paper towels and Homer pulls a gag on her. To make up for it, Homer takes her out, gets hypnotized and regresses to a childhood fear and starts screaming and does not stop until the source of the fear is drawn out of him. Blackboard 'I am not Charlie Brown on acid'.
Open episode 5 ↗6. She of Little Faith
Air date: 2001-12-16 · 30 min
In this Christmas episode, Richard Gere offers Buddhist teachings to Lisa after she leaves her church because of Mr. Burns' tacky fund-raising efforts, which include commercials (during sermons) and podium-placed ads. Blackboard: 'I do not have a cereal named after me'.
Open episode 6 ↗7. Brawl in the Family
Air date: 2002-01-06 · 30 min
Grampa comes to Homer's rescue after Ned and His Vegas wives show up at the house.
Open episode 7 ↗8. Sweets and Sour Marge
Air date: 2002-01-20 · 30 min
Ben Stiller plays a sugar company's CEO who draws Marge's ire after Springfield is declared the "World's Fattest Town."
Open episode 8 ↗9. Jaws Wired Shut
Air date: 2002-01-27 · 30 min
When Homer accidentally breaks his jaw, he has to have it wired shut and can not talk. He learns to become the good listener that Marge has wanted.
Open episode 9 ↗10. Half-Decent Proposal
Air date: 2002-02-10 · 30 min
Now fabulously wealthy, Marge's grabby prom date Artie Ziff offers a million dollars for a weekend with her that, he says, will have "no funny stuff." The Simpsons agree when they realize the money will help their marriage---by paying for an operation that will cure Homer's snoring.
Open episode 10 ↗11. The Bart Wants What It Wants
Air date: 2002-02-17 · 30 min
Bart ends up becoming close friends with Greta Wolfecastle after a fun fair and he has a blind eye to her feelings about him. Blackboard: 'The giving tree is not a chump'.
Open episode 11 ↗12. The Lastest Gun in the West
Air date: 2002-02-24 · 30 min
Bart and Lisa try to help an old cowboy actor, who yearns to reclaim his past fame by getting him booked on the Krusty the Clown show.
Open episode 12 ↗13. The Old Man and the Key
Air date: 2002-03-10 · 30 min
Grampa Simpson regains his driver's license to woo a new woman but is goaded into a race by senior punks.
Open episode 13 ↗14. Tales from the Public Domain
Air date: 2002-03-17 · 30 min
Homer discovers a library book he checked out when Bart was born and Lisa suggests that he read aloud from it. Blackboard: 'Vampire is not a career choice'.
Open episode 14 ↗15. Blame It on Lisa
Air date: 2002-03-31 · 30 min
Homer refuses to pay a really high phone bill then their service is shut off. The family travels to Rio De Janeiro to see Lisa's sponsored orphan.
Open episode 15 ↗16. Weekend at Burnsies
Air date: 2002-04-07 · 30 min
Homer uses medicinal marijuana to relieve pain from eye injuries he suffered when attacked by crows.
Open episode 16 ↗17. Gump Roast
Air date: 2002-04-21 · 30 min
The Springfield Friars Club roasts Homer, with emcee Krusty the Clown introducing friends, family and their memories from past episodes.
Open episode 17 ↗18. I Am Furious Yellow
Air date: 2002-04-28 · 30 min
Encouraged by comic-book guru Stan Lee (in a cameo), Bart creates a strip about Homer that gets onto the Internet.
Open episode 18 ↗19. The Sweetest Apu
Air date: 2002-05-05 · 30 min
Homer accidentally walks in on Apu when he is cheating on his wife at the Kwiki Mart.
Open episode 19 ↗20. Little Girl in the Big Ten
Air date: 2002-05-12 · 30 min
Lisa becomes friends with college girls who are unaware of her age. Bart is bitten by a Chinese mosquito and must live in a bubble. Bart and Lisa also share a special moment.
Open episode 20 ↗21. Frying Game
Air date: 2002-05-19 · 30 min
Homer's community service for threatening an endangered species involves helping a kindly senior, who meets an untimely death.
Open episode 21 ↗22. Papa's Got a Brand New Badge
Air date: 2002-05-22 · 30 min
Homer starts a security company that ultimately replaces the cops---and runs afoul of mobster Fat Tony
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