1. Everybody Hates Tattaglia
Air date: 2008-10-03 · 30 min
Chris is relieved to find out that he is not the only black person at his new high school. However, he does run into problems because he is the only non-white student in his homeroom class, and the teacher can't stand him.
Open episode 1 ↗2. Everybody Hates Cake
Air date: 2008-10-10 · 30 min
An androgynous boy in Chris' home ec class helps him meet a cute classmate. Rochelle learns that Tasha's mom is an ex-con. Drew and Tonya get a job babysitting Mr. Omar's fish.
Open episode 2 ↗3. Everybody Hates Homecoming
Air date: 2008-10-17 · 30 min
Chris gets a cute girl to go to the homecoming dance with him, and discovers that her parents are the Huxtables. But he may be forced to ditch her when he finds out that Greg is down and needs his attention.
Open episode 3 ↗4. Everybody Hates the English Teacher
Air date: 2008-10-24 · 30 min
Chris talks the English teacher to show movies based on books instead of reading the actual books, but their friendship is short-lived. Julius' plan to raise Mr. Omar's rent backfires when his apartment fails inspection.
Open episode 4 ↗5. Everybody Hates My Man
Air date: 2008-10-31 · 30 min
Chris gets in over his head when he helps a star football player with his studies. Julius suddenly has a new outlook on life when he takes a job helping Mr. Omar at the funeral home.
Open episode 5 ↗6. Everybody Hates Doc's
Air date: 2008-11-07 · 30 min
Chris can't stand working for Doc's new young girlfriend at the store, so he deliberately breaks them up. Meanwhile, Tanya starts wearing a stuffed bra to school.
Open episode 6 ↗7. Everybody Hates Snitches
Air date: 2008-11-14 · 30 min
Chris' plan to snitch on a shooter and collect the reward money backfires when Jerome is put in jail. Meanwhile, Julius sets up the perfect anniversary for Rochelle, only to see it accidentally fall apart.
Open episode 7 ↗8. Everybody Hates Big Bird
Air date: 2008-11-21 · 30 min
Chris starts dating one of the nerdiest girls in the school, but doesn't want anyone to know about it. Meanwhile, the entire neighborhood bets on whether the Giants or the Jets will lose first.
Open episode 8 ↗9. Everybody Hates James
Air date: 2008-11-28 · 30 min
Ms. Morello forces Chris to become a "big brother," the family gets an answering machine, and Julius tries to get marital advice from a new talk show called "Oprah".
Open episode 9 ↗10. Everybody Hates New Year's Eve
Air date: 2008-12-12 · 30 min
While Chris tries to find a way to get to Times Square for New Year's Eve, Julius becomes a hero after he talks a jumper down from the George Washington Bridge.
Open episode 10 ↗11. Everybody Hates Mr. Levine
Air date: 2009-01-09 · 30 min
Chris becomes friends with Mr. Levine, Rochelle finds out she's a year younger, and Greg tries to stop being called Chris and Greg.
Open episode 11 ↗12. Everybody Hates Varsity Jackets
Air date: 2009-01-16 · 30 min
Chris joins the wrestling team to get a varsity letter, Rochelle puts the entire family on a diet, and Drew tries to put together a girl group.
Open episode 12 ↗13. Everybody Hates Fake IDs
Air date: 2009-01-23 · 30 min
Chris and Greg try to get fake IDs so that they can go to a Fat Boys concert, Drew buys a pair of X-ray glasses, and Rochelle gets upset when Julius won't let her give him a surprise birthday party.
Open episode 13 ↗14. Everybody Hates PSATs
Air date: 2009-01-30 · 30 min
Rochelle wants Chris to do well on the PSATs so that she can show him off to an elite African American club she wants the family to join. As a result, he cheats and gets a perfect score.
Open episode 14 ↗15. Everybody Hates Boxing
Air date: 2009-02-06 · 30 min
Mr. Thurman convinces Chris to take up boxing, a new neighbor has the hots for Julius, and Rochelle gets lonely for Julius while he takes on extra shifts.
Open episode 15 ↗16. Everybody Hates Lasagna
Air date: 2009-03-13 · 30 min
Chris is forced to hide some marijuana for a neighborhood punk on the run from the police. Out of fear, he decides to bake it in his lasagna for his cooking class.
Open episode 16 ↗17. Everybody Hates Spring Break
Air date: 2009-03-20 · 30 min
Greg breaks his leg after he is hit by a car, but Chris doesn't want anyone to know that he was driving the car. Meanwhile, Julius tries to take Tanya and Drew to Amityville for a beach vacation during Spring Break.
Open episode 17 ↗18. Everybody Hates the Car
Air date: 2009-03-27 · 30 min
Chris buys his first car, which only leads to a series of unforeseen problems. Meanwhile, everybody else in the house accidentally stumbles into everyone else's private business.
Open episode 18 ↗19. Everybody Hates Back Talk
Air date: 2009-04-03 · 30 min
Chris comes to blows with Rochelle when he refuses to clean the dishes, and Mr. Omar gives his notice to vacate because he believes he is dying.
Open episode 19 ↗20. Everybody Hates Tasha
Air date: 2009-04-24 · 30 min
Chris runs into unexpected problems when Tasha becomes his girlfriend, Rochelle finds out that Julius is still technically married to another woman, and Drew and Tonya have a contest to see who can be quiet the longest.
Open episode 20 ↗21. Everybody Hates Bomb Threats
Air date: 2009-05-01 · 30 min
Chris calls in a bomb threat to get out of doing a punishwork assignment, and Rochelle tries to get rid of a "mojo" placed on her by one of her customers at the salon.
Open episode 21 ↗22. Everybody Hates the G.E.D.
Air date: 2009-05-08 · 30 min
Chris opts to take the G.E.D. over repeating the 10th grade, Drew tries to go on Amateur Night at the Apollo, Julius tries to get $25 back from somebody who owes him, and Tanya graduates from sixth grade.
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