EPISODE GUIDE

Roseanne
Season 3.

25 episodes in the catalogue. Explore the stories and air dates, then choose an episode to open FRAME’s player.

1. The Test

Air date: 1990-09-18 · 30 min

Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.

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2. Friends and Relatives

Air date: 1990-09-25 · 30 min

Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.

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3. Like, a Virgin

Air date: 1990-10-02 · 30 min

Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk" unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.

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4. Like, a New Job

Air date: 1990-10-09 · 30 min

Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.

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5. Goodbye, Mr. Right

Air date: 1990-10-16 · 30 min

After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under DJ's bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.

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6. Becky, Beds and Boys

Air date: 1990-10-23 · 30 min

Becky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.

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7. Trick or Treat

Air date: 1990-10-30 · 30 min

Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.

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8. PMS, I Love You

Air date: 1990-11-06 · 30 min

Roseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

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9. Bird is the Word

Air date: 1990-11-13 · 30 min

Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo – which makes her suddenly popular at school – but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.

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10. Dream Lover

Air date: 1990-11-27 · 30 min

Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.

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11. Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Air date: 1990-12-04 · 30 min

Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel – and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.

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12. Confessions

Air date: 1990-12-18 · 30 min

An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.

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13. The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father (1)

Air date: 1991-01-08 · 30 min

Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.

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14. The Wedding (2)

Air date: 1991-01-15 · 30 min

Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.

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15. Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Air date: 1991-01-22 · 30 min

Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie.

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16. Home-Ec

Air date: 1991-02-05 · 30 min

Darlene is embarrassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.

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17. Valentine's Day

Air date: 1991-02-12 · 30 min

Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.

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18. Communicable Theater

Air date: 1991-02-19 · 30 min

Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.

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19. Vegas Interruptus

Air date: 1991-02-26 · 30 min

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.

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20. Her Boyfriend's Back

Air date: 1991-03-12 · 30 min

Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend Mark borrow Dan's treasured motorcycle against his orders.

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21. Troubles with the Rubbles

Air date: 1991-03-26 · 30 min

The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.

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22. Second Time Around

Air date: 1991-04-02 · 30 min

Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids.

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23. Dances with Darlene

Air date: 1991-04-30 · 30 min

Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.

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24. Scenes from a Barbecue

Air date: 1991-05-07 · 30 min

The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.

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25. The Pied Piper of Lanford

Air date: 1991-05-14 · 30 min

Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.

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