1. Hey, Look Me Over
Air date: 1982-10-25 · 30 min
The nurses return from evacuation to find that the doctors have left the camp a mess. Potter announces an inspection in two days, so Margaret and the nurses try to get everything reorganized. Nurse Kelly is mad at Hawkeye for ignoring her.
Open episode 1 ↗2. Trick or Treatment
Air date: 1982-11-01 · 30 min
It's time for the annual 4077th Halloween party. Hawkeye is dressed as Superman, B.J. is a clown, Margaret is a geisha girl, Colonel Potter is a cowboy and Klinger is Al Capone. But it's not much of a party for the surgeons when unexpected wounded guests show up; Charles tries to help a slovenly marine who has a billiard ball stuck in his mouth; Father Mulcahy inadvertently saves a man's life when he is presumed dead.
Open episode 2 ↗3. Foreign Affairs
Air date: 1982-11-08 · 30 min
Charles falls in love with a French Red Cross woman but realizes that their lifestyles are not compatible. Hawkeye and BJ are helping with an army PR stunt in their own way.
Open episode 3 ↗4. The Joker Is Wild
Air date: 1982-11-15 · 30 min
It's another M*A*S*H prankathon. This time, Hawkeye appears to be the marked man after menial practical jokes happen to everyone in camp, but him. Will they get him too? Or is Hawkeye already the victim of an even larger practical joke?
Open episode 4 ↗5. Who Knew?
Air date: 1982-11-22 · 30 min
When a nurse that Hawkeye is dating dies, he offers to deliver her eulogy and discovers that he didn't know her. Klinger tries to interest Charles in a business venture.
Open episode 5 ↗6. Bombshells
Air date: 1982-11-28 · 30 min
The whole 4077 are looking forward to a visit from Marilyn Monroe after a rumor starts; while B.J.'s fishing trip doesn't go as planned.
Open episode 6 ↗7. Settling Debts
Air date: 1982-12-06 · 30 min
Hawkeye receives a letter from Colonel Potters wife where she informs that she has paid the last mortgage on their home and asks Hawkeye and friends to throw a small surprise party for Potter to celebrate.
Open episode 7 ↗8. The Moon Is Not Blue
Air date: 1982-12-13 · 30 min
Bored at the terrible film selection, Hawkeye and BJ try to get a copy of the notorious film, "The Moon is Blue." Wounded General Rothaker declares prohibition in camp.
Open episode 8 ↗9. Run for the Money
Air date: 1982-12-20 · 30 min
Father Mulcahy must save the camp's honor in a high-stakes footrace against the 8063rd. Hawkeye, BJ, and Hot Lips each bet on it. Meanwhile, Charles tries to help Private Walter Palmer, a patient who suffers frequent verbal abuse from his fellow soldiers due to a speech impediment.
Open episode 9 ↗10. U.N., the Night and the Music
Air date: 1983-01-03 · 30 min
Three U.N. delegates come to the 4077th and make a lasting impression on members of the camp, while B.J. treats a patient whose leg injury may require an amputation.
Open episode 10 ↗11. Strange Bedfellows
Air date: 1983-01-10 · 30 min
Charles refuses to solve his annoying snoring problem; Potter's son-in-law visits with some shocking news.
Open episode 11 ↗12. Say No More
Air date: 1983-01-24 · 30 min
A gruff general visits his severely injured son and faces the harsh realities of military life when the young man dies.
Open episode 12 ↗13. Friends and Enemies
Air date: 1983-02-07 · 30 min
An old and dear friend of Col. Potter's arrives with injuries sustained in a careless accident.
Open episode 13 ↗14. Give and Take
Air date: 1983-02-14 · 30 min
When Charles is handed the job of being the 4077's charity collection officer, he desperately tries to pass the buck.
Open episode 14 ↗15. As Time Goes By
Air date: 1983-02-21 · 30 min
Everyone steps forth with memorable contributions when Hot Lips insists that a time capsule be left by the 4077th crew.
Open episode 15 ↗16. Goodbye, Farewell and Amen
Air date: 1983-02-28 · 150 min
In the closing days of the Korean War, the staff of the 4077 M*A*S*H Unit find themselves facing irrevocable changes in their lives.
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