1. The Bachelor Draft
Air date: 2013-09-04 · 30 min
The League travels to Los Angeles for Andre and Trixie's destination wedding. Ruxin refuses to do his Sacko punishments and Shiva Champion Ted has a few surprises for everyone at the draft, including JJ Watt.
Open episode 1 ↗2. The Von Nowzick Wedding
Air date: 2013-09-11 · 30 min
The wedding weekend continues but what happened at the draft comes back to haunt everyone. We meet Andre's parents. Ruxin wrestles J.J. Watt for control of his fantasy team.
Open episode 2 ↗3. Chalupa vs. The Cutlet
Air date: 2013-09-18 · 30 min
Kevin and Jenny discover that Jay and Kristen Cutler's kid is attending the same preschool. Pete tries to cheer up Andre with a little help from Snoop Dogg. Taco gives away control of his team.
Open episode 3 ↗4. Rafi and Dirty Randy
Air date: 2013-09-25 · 30 min
When their friend is murdered, Rafi and Dirty Randy head to L.A. to avenge his death and break into the mainstream porn business.
Open episode 4 ↗5. The Bye Week
Air date: 2013-10-02 · 30 min
Ruxin misses his flight for a business trip and decides to hide out in Chicago instead of going home. Taco Corp. gets its first Worldwide Headquarters.
Open episode 5 ↗6. Heavy Petting
Air date: 2013-10-09 · 30 min
Taco Corp. starts a petting zoo business, Kevin and Ellie rebel when Jenny tries to get the family to adopt a healthier lifestyle. Pete uses Andre as a Trade Maid.
Open episode 6 ↗7. The Bringer Show
Air date: 2013-10-16 · 30 min
Andre is taking a stand up class. Jenny joins a women's investment club. Pete will play Ruxin with two open slots on his team - the ultimate act of fantasy disrespect.
Open episode 7 ↗8. Flowers for Taco
Air date: 2013-10-23 · 30 min
Chalupa Batman's first words cause fantasy friction between Kevin and Jenny. Ruxin's dog loses interest in Jenny. Taco is forced to face life without marijuana. Andre has never been pooped on by a bird.
Open episode 8 ↗9. The Automatic Faucet
Air date: 2013-10-30 · 30 min
Pete's lineups at work are out-performing his fantasy roster. Andre makes a trade with Jenny that could threaten his career. Rafi and Taco try to cash in on Kevin's mortality.
Open episode 9 ↗10. The Near Death Flex-perience
Air date: 2013-11-06 · 30 min
Taco opens a pubic barber shop, Kevin's near death Flex-perience with Greg Jennings causes trouble with Jenny, Andre discovers a patient's electronic voice box sounds just like Ruxin.
Open episode 10 ↗11. The Credit Card Alert
Air date: 2013-11-13 · 30 min
Ellie's basketball coach makes life tough on everyone. Pete dates a married woman and Andre tries to help with a trade.
Open episode 11 ↗12. Baby Geoffrey Jesus
Air date: 2013-11-20 · 30 min
It's the playoffs for the Shiva. Ruxin and Sofia battle over what religion Baby Geoffrey will be. Andre tries a long con. Kevin worries he has been taking Jenny for granted.
Open episode 12 ↗13. The 8 Defensive Points of Hanukkah
Air date: 2013-11-20 · 30 min
The Shiva and The Ruxin are on the line. Andre confronts the #1 Plastic Surgeon in Chicago. Rafi tries to collect a debt from Ruxin's sister Rebecca. TacoCorp. launches The Eskimo Brothers Database.
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