1. The Tooth Fairy's TATS 2000
Air date: 2000-04-05 · 30 min
Cartman impersonates the Tooth Fairy when he learns there's money to be made from harvesting the teeth of underprivileged kids. However, the leader of a dentists' organization sets out to stop him.
Open episode 1 ↗2. Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
Air date: 2000-04-12 · 30 min
Cartman is sentenced to juvenile hall and his friends plan to get him out. Meanwhile, he begins to adjust to life on the inside.
Open episode 2 ↗3. Timmy! 2000
Air date: 2000-04-19 · 30 min
Mr. Mackey excuses Timmy from homework when he mistakenly thinks the boy is suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder; then Cartman and his friends try to develop the same affliction.
Open episode 3 ↗4. Quintuplets 2000
Air date: 2000-04-26 · 30 min
The South Park media showers attention on a family with quintuplets that moves into the area, and Cartman befriends one of the new residents. Meanwhile, Kenny's mom tries to cash in on the excitement by planning a multiple birth of her own.
Open episode 4 ↗5. Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Air date: 2000-06-21 · 30 min
Cartman seeks online companionship from older users after deciding that Stan, Kenny and Kyle aren't mature enough.
Open episode 5 ↗6. Cherokee Hair Tampons
Air date: 2000-06-28 · 30 min
Kyle suffers from a rare kidney disease and Cartman may be the only one who can save him, but at a high price.
Open episode 6 ↗7. Chef Goes Nanners
Air date: 2000-07-05 · 30 min
Chef protests against the South Park flag and ignites a town debate that even divides the kids. Meanwhile, Wendy becomes attracted to Cartman.
Open episode 7 ↗8. Something You Can Do with Your Finger (a.k.a. Fingerbang)
Air date: 2000-07-12 · 30 min
Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman form their own band and hold tryouts for a fifth member.
Open episode 8 ↗9. Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (1)
Air date: 2000-07-19 · 30 min
The boys, scared by Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation, scramble to take part in Holy Communion and their first Confession in order to "save" themselves.
Open episode 9 ↗10. Probably (2)
Air date: 2000-07-26 · 30 min
Satan can't decide between his new boyfriend and his former beau, Saddam Hussein. Meanwhile, Cartman has discovered his evangelical side and tries to ensure the gang a passage to heaven.
Open episode 10 ↗11. Fourth Grade
Air date: 2000-11-08 · 30 min
The fearful boys speculate on the identity of their teacher as they begin the fourth grade, leading them to build a time machine to take them back to the safety of third grade.
Open episode 11 ↗12. Trapper Keeper
Air date: 2000-11-15 · 30 min
Mr. Garrison orders a recount when the race for kindergarten president is too close to call. Meanwhile, a life form from the future appears in the school yard at South Park Elementary.
Open episode 12 ↗13. Helen Keller! The Musical
Air date: 2000-11-22 · 30 min
The boys work on a Thanksgiving pageant about Helen Keller and decide to use a turkey instead of a dog.
Open episode 13 ↗14. Pip (a.k.a. Great Expectations)
Air date: 2000-11-29 · 30 min
The boys' British classmate, Pip, stars in this spoof of Dickens' classic "Great Expectations," set in London.
Open episode 14 ↗15. Fat Camp
Air date: 2000-12-06 · 30 min
Cartman is sent to a camp for obese youngsters by concerned family and friends. Meanwhile, Kenny has his own hit TV show, "Krazy Kenny." Also, Chef talks to the boys about prostitution.
Open episode 15 ↗16. The Wacky Molestation Adventure
Air date: 2000-12-13 · 30 min
Cartman becomes South Park's mayor when the kids take over the town.
Open episode 16 ↗17. A Very Crappy Christmas
Air date: 2000-12-20 · 30 min
The boys make a video Christmas card when Mr. Hankey's visit is delayed.
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